Maybe I Should Take Them Up on It and Pole Dance
Abby’s written a couple of pleasant blogs since she returned from her Italian adventure….so now it is certainly time for a grouchy one! And I have a very grouchy gripe. In fact, it is a great, grouchy, grousing, growling gripe about a grueling gambit.
I am wondering if they reproduce sexually or asexually like bacteria. I would guess the latter….like a dangerous brain-eating bacteria. I am talking about “great deals”. Once, in a moment of millennial generation envy, I bought a half-priced meal at a local restaurant. All went well, and I even ate there and used my coupon. Never in my wildest dreams, did I imagine what would happen next. My “great deal” emails went from one a day to two a day, from one company’s deals to three company’s deals, to deals from ten companies every hour, to deals stuffing my inbox every minute of every day! I am invited to pole dance, to drink margaritas ‘til the cows come home, to take a quick excursion to who-knows-where. If I saved all the money they offer me daily, I would surely end my days in debtors’ prison. Their gambit is to get me to spend money I had no intention of spending. My gambit is to delete before I read. I would unsubscribe but that would be a full day’s work.
Can someone tell me about an organic, environmentally friendly pesticide that will get rid of asexually multiplying deals?
I am wondering if they reproduce sexually or asexually like bacteria. I would guess the latter….like a dangerous brain-eating bacteria. I am talking about “great deals”. Once, in a moment of millennial generation envy, I bought a half-priced meal at a local restaurant. All went well, and I even ate there and used my coupon. Never in my wildest dreams, did I imagine what would happen next. My “great deal” emails went from one a day to two a day, from one company’s deals to three company’s deals, to deals from ten companies every hour, to deals stuffing my inbox every minute of every day! I am invited to pole dance, to drink margaritas ‘til the cows come home, to take a quick excursion to who-knows-where. If I saved all the money they offer me daily, I would surely end my days in debtors’ prison. Their gambit is to get me to spend money I had no intention of spending. My gambit is to delete before I read. I would unsubscribe but that would be a full day’s work.
Can someone tell me about an organic, environmentally friendly pesticide that will get rid of asexually multiplying deals?
Posted by agingboomerchick at 11/20/2011 10:06 PM 
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Tags: asexual bacteria great deals gambit half-priced deals
Several of us would pay FULL price to see Abby entertain us with her prowess on pole dancing. It amazes me that Abby can even think of that activity when she is oh so famous for her public (and often not so graceful) tumbles!! As for the coupons, relief is just a click away....
Yours truly,
The Queen
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